A Prepper's Christmas Poem. By Bruce A. Forster.
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the House.
I looked at our prep stores
Just me & my Spouse.
The canned goods were stacked
to the rafters with care.
And we filled every shelf'
Not a cupboard was bare.
For the last 18 MonthsI
've been saving my Money.
And made sure that I have
My Salt, Sugar, and Honey.
When up from the Networks
arose such a clatter.
I realized that there was
No truth in their chatter!
The Government lies
Says "It's Fine!" on the Telly.
But NO Governor I know
Has an Empty Belly!
I've warned family and friends
But alas, they are deaf.
Don't you DARE come to MY house
when the SHTF!
Awesome!!!! Okay, a friendly offer. How about in the last stanza But alas they won't listen. The final line...When everything is missing. Sorry couldn't help it, lol.
Progressive's Wonderland
(Winter Wonderland)
(c) 2020 By Bruce A. Forster. All Rights Reserved.
Tears on their faces Glisten.
Because they wouldn't listen.
They're screaming for more
No bread left in the store.
Living in Progressive's Wonderland.
They did not see the issue.
Now there's no Bathroom tissue.
They'll be in a bad mood
When they're all out of food.
Living in Progressive's Wonderland.
Now they're out of gas
And there's no Power.
They have no idea what they will do.
Who will they call in their needy Hour.
When their Representatives say
"Well, you're just Screwed!"?
A new day will be dawning.
When they sleep under Awning's.
They will yell "Hey! That's MINE!"
Standing in a food Line.
Living in Progressive's Wonderland!
Covid is causing pain, Dear
(Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer)
(c) 2020 By Bruce A. Forster-All Rights Reserved.
Covid is causing pain, dear.
Something everybody knows.
If you should take the Vaccine
You will be in your Death Throes!
You'll never be the same, dear.
Do not let them call you names.
I, for one, won't be playing
The Government's Medical Games!
Please do not take that Vaccine
No, my dear, no way.
But, if we put up a fight.
They'll come for us in the night.
Nobody knows the outcome.
Not even the CDC.
Covid is causing pain, dear.
The biggest Scam in History!