I wrote this Parody the old Rock 'N' Roll tune: Love Potion Number Nine. Because this is what I think of the Vaccine! Death Potion Number Nine. (Love Potion Number Nine) (c) 2020 By Bruce A. Forster-All Rights Reserved. I took my symptoms to a Nurse named Ruth. A crusty old gal with a Gold-Capped tooth. She put a scanner to my Head & she said to wait in line. And soon I’d get a shot of DEATH POTION NUMBER 9! I told her I had chills and shakes and Ticks. I had tried everything with nothing fixed. She took me by the arm and she read my Vital Signs. She said what you need is DEATH POTION NUMBER 9! She opened up the cabinet and gave me a wink. You’re gonna get this shot, nobody cares what you think. It will not do you any good to put up a Stink. I almost froze, I nearly cried, I felt it sink. And nothing could be done to cure my Fright. I wandered aimlessly into the night. And then I took my place in the Mortuary Line. And all of this was thanks to DEATH POTION NUMBER 9!